This is Hilarious

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Post what you came up with. Mine is:

I got high & had sex with Paris Hilton because I love weed.

Tee Hee.

Pick the month you were born in:
January - I kissed
February - I spanked
March - I ran naked with
April - I religiously stared at
May - I killed
June - I cuddled with
July - I got high & had sex with
August - I ran shirtless with
September - I stabbed
October - I ate out
November - I slept with
December- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - your boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - an emo kid
10 - Santa Claus
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - a 93 year old
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a prostitute
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - Edward Scissorhands
27 - a stripper
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a The Cemeteryless guy
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because thats how I roll bitch
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - because I love weed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm 8 feet tall
Gray - Because the lil people told me to
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i'm in love with a stripper
Shirtless - because I've got abs

[deddollie]

I kissed a cat because I have AMAZING boobs! lol!

[Graveyard Goddess]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm sexy

lol!!!!

[57chevys]

I ran Naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zota666]

I cuddled with paris hilton cause I got abs