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Post by starryeyes on Jun 5, 2005 10:40:03 GMT -5
I know there are people who are writing serious poems on here and i respect that alot so i will not ruin one of their wonderful threads with my funny poems. so if anyone wants to post a funny poem, do so here.
here is my first poem i wrote a few days ago.
Foblin has a big cock,
It is very huge,
But can't she see that big cocks,
Belong on horny dudes?
here's another......
I like sniffing peanut butter,
What is wrong with that?
I like spam and cheese,
and am in love with kevin's hat.
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Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 5, 2005 17:13:59 GMT -5
sorry for the confusion. im trying to make this a sticky thread under the "please read" post. thank you for making this thread  your very considerate I like when everyone is happy, Being nice without getting high But what I love best is throwing things at STOOPIDPREACHER Especially custard pies. That was a long time ago, when people weren’t very mean They only threw pies, but in the forts id hide, without being seen! Tilli is one very mean, fucking clucking jellybean and she can go eat my shorts! Bye now |
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Post by starryeyes on Jun 5, 2005 19:48:03 GMT -5
funny poem... and i made this thread because I love to express myself by wrting serious poems...but I find it is also fun to kick back and just write funny stuff too. ;D
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Post by foblin on Jun 6, 2005 11:56:00 GMT -5
LOL Stephie!!! Thanks for the 'cock' poem again Chloe  |
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Post by starryeyes on Jun 6, 2005 14:36:46 GMT -5
Like i said... i was REALLY bored one day....
;D
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Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 6, 2005 19:21:31 GMT -5
We all know that A fits
But B should really be Bed
and C Ced and D Dead and
Ed and Ged and Ped and Ted Ved
it makes more sense to me, to end it all with Zee....
Cos none of the letters really make sense
when you end your alphabet with ZED
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Post by foblin on Jun 7, 2005 11:39:58 GMT -5
teehee Stephie. You know Zed is the real letter  And Chloe, you must get REALLY bored My science teacher liked that poem though |
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Post by starryeyes on Jun 7, 2005 11:46:56 GMT -5
the cock one??
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Post by foblin on Jun 7, 2005 12:59:49 GMT -5
Yeah, the cock one
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Post by starryeyes on Jun 7, 2005 16:20:23 GMT -5
wow |
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Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 17, 2005 16:12:22 GMT -5
Oh dearest evie;
when will british
get it right?
Shire is not sheer
at any time
of day nor night
If that was then
B should be;
bed and C
ced to you and me.
I will not hear of
this little eve
I will not hear it;
no siree
I will not hear it
from a cop
Nor will i hear it
in a fish and chips shop
cause this
shire buisness
has gone waay
over the top
Leaving me to
Hoppity! Hop! Hop!
I do not like
this letter zed
I do not like it
on my head
Its not very
good in bed
Go away you
shires and zeds!
Now cadburies
are mighty fine
Ill eat 100
at a time
I can eat
them everywhere
in a coffin or with a bear
Dipdabs are
also good to share
Ill take your sweets
So just beware
Oh wait! oh wait!
Look and stare
Its Larry
in his underware
No... not "pants"
cos thats not fair
look at what
is under there!
Those aren't pants
beneathe your pants
You call them trousers
which makes me dance
I prance but
I will not hear of
this little eve
I will not hear it
No missy!
just stay away
you jack jones
I do not like you
No I dont!
Even if I am alone
I do not like you
silly bone!
I will not
let you in, mr jones
You scary man
nobodys home!
I am stephie
I am me
not Jack jones
even if im alone
you see
I do not like
posh yuppies
I am not one
Im stephie
I may love brits
but im no jack jones shit
Stephie is me
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Post by foblin on Jun 17, 2005 16:16:21 GMT -5
ha ha!!! You're right though |
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Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 17, 2005 16:25:40 GMT -5
AH
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Post by foblin on Jun 17, 2005 16:31:12 GMT -5
 So you like Cadburies huh?
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Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 17, 2005 16:37:56 GMT -5
*pats eves head* go back to the crazy room now sweetie
OF COURSE I LIKE EM!!!
(and dip dabs!)
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your very considerate
