Post by Graveyard Goddess on Jun 17, 2005 15:31:28 GMT -5
;D I think a few people on here have already been told this story but it explains...the gothic evil killer duck so im gona re-tell it! ;D....i just cut an pasted it...
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I can be a random nut. You see there are a few sides of me. This quite depressed side, The quiet and ok side and then the super sped hyper side.
You see, I saw a very funny duck out the window in school during history today. We were supposed to be watching some educational video about Fredrick the first or maybe fifth. Possibly his name was Charles. Maybe it was the Henry guy— I don’t remember. Some old British dude—a king or something.
As you can tell, I was not paying attention. Oh right like I was saying—the duck. Well the duck was all white and even had white feet, but these black black eyes and a little red X on his forehead! Just like Eggy! And Charles Manson!
Well Charles Manson was kind of mean killing all those people and being all cult leader-ish. Well his followers had Xs too. Well on the ducky I pretend it was an X because the duck wasn’t up on the window and I could only see him from a mere distance maybe a few feet away. It was an X looking type smudge. I keep calling him “he” but is he a he? Does he have. . . never mind lol.
I am in a good mood. You can probably tell because I am rambling on like the little sped I am. I am thinking about male ducks. For all I know he could be a she! I never really understood some animals...like dont you think it would hurt pretty badly to lay eggs?
Oh yea, the duck. So he waddled on towards me and I made a face at him and I swear he told me to fuck off. I swear! He made a little quack sound and it sounded EXACTLY like “fuck off!” only maybe a bit more like “ fueeeaaak offackk” in reality.
Whatever. I have a good imagination. SOOO like I was saying I am such a fucking sped. What an ADHD child I am. You know when I’m not on my medications…well the medications to keep me all normal and quiet I am such a loony spaz! I am still on my normal anti depressants which make me quiet which is odd cos they should make me happy and loud and carefree shouldn’t they?
Well I was talking about my medication. . . No I meant, I was talking about the duck. So I named the duck Larry because a friend of mine named a spider Larry once and you can tell the duck was a very happy duck! (and i adored the UK expression as well)
But because I was busy making up stories about him [the larry duckie] and pretending he was talking to me, I was amused therefore I was as happy as Larry … or happier than Larry ! ! ! ! So after he told me to fuck off, I made a silly face at him and the teacher tapped me on my shoulder and told me to pay attention to the film.
#goth#
Mind you, this was only in one period of class. Then you will never guess what happened! As I was walking out to get a ride home, later during the day, Larry came up to me! And I said “Hi there!” And he said “ I want your black backpack back!” Ok that is a verrry weird thing for a ducky to say isn’t it?
Well that’s at least what I imagined he said. I have a black bag that I use for school and Larry wanted it! He wanted to take over the world! And the first step was to get my backpack! You see, my backpack contained lots of special things like my dolly, my mobile, my Souxsie And The Banshees Cd, my eyeliner and my lippy! Could you imagine what would happen if that Larry ducky walked away with my eyeliner, brill goth CD and lippy?! He could start a new species of duckies!
#3126452#
They’d be the gothic duckies! #goth# The little critters would become so immensely populated, they’d conquer the world! You see, it’s a very good thing I didn’t give him my backpack. I am sure you are wondering why I think he asked me to give him my black bag. It is because he told me to, but not just that—you see, for a split second his eyes turned all evil and red!
Everyone else just heard him go “quaquaqua-quck-quack-quack”, but they are just ignorant.
All the smart people like myself (and you) know that, that mad,Manson follower, swearing, little gothic, red-eyed, ducky wanted to take over the world!
It is nice being happy but im sure it’s even more amazing to be happy with other happy people around you. I was happy with Larry but more amused because even though Larry was all happy waddling around quacking about, he was also evil and plotting against me.
I bet when anyone looked at him he turned all cute and fluffy too! Larry was cooool. You know what isn’t cool though?! That there aren’t fireflies in England.
And tilli can just go EAT MY SHORTS
*clap* suck my dick *clap#3126452# clap* kiss my arse *clap*
So niice being famous is so nice. *clap* suck my dick *clap #3126452# clap*
EAT MY SHORTS *clap#3126452# clap*
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I can be a random nut. You see there are a few sides of me. This quite depressed side, The quiet and ok side and then the super sped hyper side.
You see, I saw a very funny duck out the window in school during history today. We were supposed to be watching some educational video about Fredrick the first or maybe fifth. Possibly his name was Charles. Maybe it was the Henry guy— I don’t remember. Some old British dude—a king or something.
As you can tell, I was not paying attention. Oh right like I was saying—the duck. Well the duck was all white and even had white feet, but these black black eyes and a little red X on his forehead! Just like Eggy! And Charles Manson!
Well Charles Manson was kind of mean killing all those people and being all cult leader-ish. Well his followers had Xs too. Well on the ducky I pretend it was an X because the duck wasn’t up on the window and I could only see him from a mere distance maybe a few feet away. It was an X looking type smudge. I keep calling him “he” but is he a he? Does he have. . . never mind lol.
I am in a good mood. You can probably tell because I am rambling on like the little sped I am. I am thinking about male ducks. For all I know he could be a she! I never really understood some animals...like dont you think it would hurt pretty badly to lay eggs?
Oh yea, the duck. So he waddled on towards me and I made a face at him and I swear he told me to fuck off. I swear! He made a little quack sound and it sounded EXACTLY like “fuck off!” only maybe a bit more like “ fueeeaaak offackk” in reality.
Whatever. I have a good imagination. SOOO like I was saying I am such a fucking sped. What an ADHD child I am. You know when I’m not on my medications…well the medications to keep me all normal and quiet I am such a loony spaz! I am still on my normal anti depressants which make me quiet which is odd cos they should make me happy and loud and carefree shouldn’t they?
Well I was talking about my medication. . . No I meant, I was talking about the duck. So I named the duck Larry because a friend of mine named a spider Larry once and you can tell the duck was a very happy duck! (and i adored the UK expression as well)
But because I was busy making up stories about him [the larry duckie] and pretending he was talking to me, I was amused therefore I was as happy as Larry … or happier than Larry ! ! ! ! So after he told me to fuck off, I made a silly face at him and the teacher tapped me on my shoulder and told me to pay attention to the film.
#goth#
Mind you, this was only in one period of class. Then you will never guess what happened! As I was walking out to get a ride home, later during the day, Larry came up to me! And I said “Hi there!” And he said “ I want your black backpack back!” Ok that is a verrry weird thing for a ducky to say isn’t it?
Well that’s at least what I imagined he said. I have a black bag that I use for school and Larry wanted it! He wanted to take over the world! And the first step was to get my backpack! You see, my backpack contained lots of special things like my dolly, my mobile, my Souxsie And The Banshees Cd, my eyeliner and my lippy! Could you imagine what would happen if that Larry ducky walked away with my eyeliner, brill goth CD and lippy?! He could start a new species of duckies!
#3126452#
They’d be the gothic duckies! #goth# The little critters would become so immensely populated, they’d conquer the world! You see, it’s a very good thing I didn’t give him my backpack. I am sure you are wondering why I think he asked me to give him my black bag. It is because he told me to, but not just that—you see, for a split second his eyes turned all evil and red!
Everyone else just heard him go “quaquaqua-quck-quack-quack”, but they are just ignorant.
All the smart people like myself (and you) know that, that mad,Manson follower, swearing, little gothic, red-eyed, ducky wanted to take over the world!
It is nice being happy but im sure it’s even more amazing to be happy with other happy people around you. I was happy with Larry but more amused because even though Larry was all happy waddling around quacking about, he was also evil and plotting against me.
I bet when anyone looked at him he turned all cute and fluffy too! Larry was cooool. You know what isn’t cool though?! That there aren’t fireflies in England.
And tilli can just go EAT MY SHORTS
*clap* suck my dick *clap#3126452# clap* kiss my arse *clap*
So niice being famous is so nice. *clap* suck my dick *clap #3126452# clap*
EAT MY SHORTS *clap#3126452# clap*
#3126452# 
